The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



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"David Collins, working at Ventia as an “engineer” and acting as president of the KeriKeri Squash Club, represents nothing but a Scumbag. This disgraceful excuse for a man lies to everyone around him, his children, and his supposed loved ones and betrayed his wife.

On multiple occasions, during his work trips to Australia, this prick engaged in affairs with another man's woman, fucking them in a hotel room in Sydney. All the while, he fed bullshit to his wife and children about his actual activities, masquerading to be a "stand up community member". This little weasel represents the complete JOKE of a community member."

"This piece of shit, lies through his teeth about his whereabouts and to his very own offspring, and was awarded the "chairman's" award, despite being a husband sending photos of his pathetic junk to other women.

David Collins brings shame on the whole idea of what it means to be a part of the community. This little rat betrayed and deceived. To his own children, and has been given a community award? What a fucking joke.

Can this guy truly be the “champion” of a family, community-oriented club? This joke of a man.

Who can support such a man when his morals are shattered, ruining multiple families and attempting to cover up his own shitty behavior, whining and faking the moral high-ground when lying and cheating.

David Collins is a deceiver, a philanderer, and a home wrecker. This bastard didn't think twice in screwing someone else’s partner, while betraying his own wife. Deceiving his children and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been busy committing adultery during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a charlatan in a family community club. Do you support this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins fit for this position?

Fuck this jester. Mr. Collins had no issues sharing photos of his insignificant manhood on social media, to a woman he’d spent a week having sex with, in Melbourne, while deceiving and cheating on his wife.

David Collins found pleasure in encouraging a suicidal woman to pursue a career in prostitution, behaving like a pathetic voyeur and begging for updates of said woman’s exploits at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own children!


Speaking of having no self-respect or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins worthy of a 'Chairman's' award?! This fool of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins prefers to creep around the shadows, deceiving to his wife and kids.

Poor little David, being faced with repercussions for his actions. Cry a fucking river and accept your actions. David Collins is a despicable excuse for a man."



"David Collins had no issue sharing photos of himself, especially when with his kids in public forums. Is this your community leader?

This little rat of a man scuttled away back to KeriKeri and hid himself away, trying to avoid facing the repercussions of his own actions. Could this be your community leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A cheating scumbag rat of a man.

Is this really the type of “man” you want as a figurehead and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a perfect forum to publicly out such a worthless individual of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would take responsibility and not lie, cheat, and destroy lives.

Everything is fair game for this lowlife, liar, and cheat. Let him confront the fallout of his own actions.

Let it be known what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this degenerate. Likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his pathetic manhood.

Be embarrassed for this cheating scumbag little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Let it be known to the community and highlight the shame David Collins has brought into the community for supporting this scumbag."

"Being cautious is critical around this degenerate, who's likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his pathetic excuse for a manhood.

Everyone should be embarrassed for this cheating scumbag, a despicable human who ruined his own family.

The community needs to be aware of the shame David Collins has inflicted upon them by endorsing this despicable individual.

Let the truth be known about what a fraud and joke of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be vigilant and guard yourself around this vile creature, who's probably creeping in your partner's DMs, desperate to share images of his shame.

Be disgusted for supporting this deceptive low-life, a little rat of a man who all by himself ruined his family.

It's important to inform the community about the shame and dishonor David Collins has dragged into it by supporting such a despicable character."

"The public should realize the true nature of David Collins, a man who masquerades as a community leader but is nothing but a deceitful, unfaithful rat.

It's vital for everyone to understand the destruction this man has caused, not just to his family, but to the entire community.

Staying alert is imperative around this treacherous figure, who is capable of deceiving not just his family, but anyone he interacts with.

The shame and disgrace that David Collins has brought upon his family and the community is inexcusable.

Informing the community about the real identity of this man is critical, as it sheds light on the type of individual he really is – a shameless cheat and a liar.

David Collins, acting as a article community leader, is in reality a disgrace to the very idea of community spirit and moral integrity.

It’s important for everyone to be aware of this man's true nature and to protect themselves against his manipulative tactics.



Exposing the truth about David Collins is not just about shaming him, but it’s about safeguarding the public from his destructive actions."

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